This. Is. Me. |the demented minds of Fart|

.o0| its back |0o.
Monday, December 1, 2003 @ 11:54 p.m.;

the tagboard's up n running again. thank god!! alas...

p/s siti, kau sardin-sardinkan diri kau ngan tagboard tu. jgn nak bacer jer...

.o0| urgh! |0o.
Sunday, November 30, 2003 @ 01:55 a.m.;

its been a while since i update dis thing. will put up my tagboard soon(if im not lazy). not beeen feelin good dis few days. having sore throat n fever. on and off. raya's visiting not good either. but so far, all houses i go i receive ka-ching($$). dats good.

still shortage of cash. need to find job. like REAL FAST!! need to pay for facial treatments. dun noe when can get job. no jobs in mind. as long as payin me at least $6/hr, im fine. onli can werk for 1 mth. den skool starts(i think). mum ask(not ask, more like force) to continue with the 3 mths trial at CI.

realli not in de mood to update bout my life. not gonna blog for at least the few days/weeks to come.

haf to let dis off my system. jgn marah ngan teraser yer pple.. FUCK OFF!!!

doesn't concern anibody. feel the need to do so..ragin hormones i guess. damn, i need a guy.

.o0| huh?! |0o.
Sunday, November 23, 2003 @ 03:55 a.m.;

Os over!! yay!! went out yest...eh now sundae oredi. so i went out on fri. went to geylang. got henna on my hand. walk ard like dun noe how many rounds. den off to town again wif dat 'Geng Sengket'. watch Wishing Stairs after breakin fast at lucky plaza. as usual, i'll be screamin in the theater. not many scream. i started the ball rollin. screamed at sumthin dats not even scary. but hey, the sounds loud n it was sum sudden movement. of course i had to scream.

note to guys out there: DUN EVER WATCH SCARY MOVIE WITH ME OR RISK BEIN' DEAF IN ONE EAR.

after movie, took more pics. long time nvr take pics. reached home at ard 11. dad gave me pep talk. c'mon, Os over lah dei. sum pple juz don seem to understand..

todae..or isit yest. oh watever..few hours ago, went dat councillor farewell party. first tyme, they held it in the evening juz so the muslim peeps could break fast 2gether. not fun. not fun at all. few pple turn up. mas didnt come. was xpectin to see her. long time nvr see her. at least got sumbody to crap wif me. the thing ends ard 9.30 den slack outside. dun wish to elaborate more.

ANYWAY, quite fun livin in dis new house(if u consider 1 year is still new). pple seem to haf arguments. yell so loud sum more. i close window oso can hear. how nice. n the arguments usually comes down the street, not from the neighbours ard me. how nice! see the actions juz across the road outside my house. deres lyke 3 or 4 times dis month. n its not from the same pple. sadistic fart! loves to see pple in pain onli. hahaa..wish i haf video cam den can record. digicam can onli record 30 sec. wats dere to see.

dere's heated argument now goin on at the road now. onli hear voices. bodies couldn't be seen.(hahaha..bodies?!) damn the coconut trees(or izit palm trees?). block my view onli. wah..fart's gonna be the nxt P.I.(P.I, ur head lah. more lyke busybody of the block). yelled in mandarin. as if i understand. hey! if u wanna argue in front of my block, do it in english, can!! at least its comprehensible(to me). got entertainment at night. lol.. den if anythin happen, be it murder or fight, den i can be the witness for police. for all u noe, the case's bout sum big-shot guy, den i can get publicity(oh fart, fart. dun think so far lah. which big-shot would want to argue in front of ur block? so uncivilized sum more? sumtimes i wonder where u put ur brain..)

think i haf multiple persoanlity disorder. one might be sayin dis den the other of me contradicting.. how cool. sumtimes i do it aloud. dunnoe if pple heard it or not. kinda scary. see dis girl, walkin alone n tokin to herself. im in subconscious state, i'm oblivious to the sorroundings. yet, sumhow i noe where im going. but then, cant blame me. dis is, in fact, THE DEMENTED MINDS OF FART. shut up fart. dis entry's getting longer. "eh peh pasal ar." dere it goes again. shall end dis b4 my mind go any more beserk. it is oredi.

fart, stop thinkin lah. ur mind not stable. or izit coz its almost 4 in de morning?? almost sahur..aaarrgghh!!! outz! outz! outz!

.o0| wat happen?! | 0o.
Thursday, November 20, 2003 @ 01:54 p.m.;

alamak!!i dunnoe wat happen to my tag-board..argh! neh mind lah..leave it as it is till i get my fingers to check on the problem. leh-zee to update n maintain. do it sum other tyme. im done. cioa.

.o0| room's a mess |0o.
Wednesday, November 19, 2003 @ 01:21 p.m.;

hei.hei. juz realised this. raya's in a few days time. all dis while, i countdown for the end of Os. nvr realised how close dat is to raya. cant wait. weee!;) haven decide wat to wear on the first day of raya. either the 'white ultra-expensive-baju kurung-bridal wear-customed-made' one or the 'pinkish-orangey-reddish-dat-got-stuck-in-heavy-traffic-in-KL' one. depends on my sis, see wats she's wearing. i'll juz go wif the flow.

i didnt noe my room's a total mess. totally not prepared for raya. i've already cleared most of my books which seems to dominate almost the whole room. magazines everywhere. dere's tonnes of newsweek magazines. i kinda collect them to collect dust in my rm.hahaha. no lah, those newsweek make me feel good. not dat i read them. sumtimes. i feel so worldly. still dis place in such a mess. feel like im living in a pig sty. the bed's not done yet. laa-zee lah. layter den do the bed. gosh! i think there's tonnes of clothes everywhere n anywhere. looks like the dressing room of some big-shot celebrity of Broadway, where costumes are everywhere but not in the wadrobe.

guess i'll be cleaning up my room. cant go meet yani later. i think storm's headin dis way. scaree. heard dat thunder. almost jumped from dis seat. shuld be outta here fast. scared, in case i got electric shock! wat crap..

.o0| almost dere |0o.
Tuesday, November 18, 2003 @ 08:20 p.m.;

phew! almost over with only one teeny paper to go. nonetheless, still haf to study for dat mcq paper. aim to score full marks for dat paper(if only). felt like a huge burden has just been lifted out from me after chem paper todae. wat a relief, esp for dat first week. imagine one week straight having papers, day in day out. 10 papers in all. n the papers start at 8. freakin tirin man dat week. at least i noe dat is over. only to for me to pray n hope for the best. god bless me n to all u guys. amin.

.o0| while stocks last!! |0o.
Saturday, November 15, 2003 @ 12:22 p.m.;

callin all kids aged 3 to 12 yrs olds!! free small lil kiddie-sized goodie bags will be given away free everyday from the 25th November till 24th January*!! come in ur cute tootsie hari raya costumes to blk 425 hougang ave 6, #02-60(my house!) to receive ur goodie bags!! there's onli 50 bags to clear!! so wat r u waitin for? mark down dat calendar of urs n ask mummy n daddy to come down to my place!

*limited to one bag per kiddo.
while stocks last!

.o0| stilettos |0o.
Friday, November 14, 2003 @ 03:00 p.m.;

juz wanna share my fetish for shoes...esp. heels n stilettos!!first 2 are mine..worn it fer prom

.o0| shedes,shades,shades |0o.
Friday, November 14, 2003 @ 11:31 a.m.;

morinin, mornin!yesterdae was nice. got my pink shades. so fake. 'CHANEL' or so its engraved on the shades. c'mon lah, chanel shades won't cost me 16 bucks. i don think i cant afford it lah. rather dont engrave anythin. even better!just like my old shades. damn lah. i think i lose it in the NEL train, the veri same dae of the down-noe-wat race. dat shades was nice. fitted my frame jus nicely. me, being veri slenger onli knew it went MIA bout few daes after dat. all along i tot it was in my bag. coz there's tonnes of stuff in my bag. shoebag lah, t-shirt lah, towel lah, another pair track shoes. veri lazy to rummage thru those stuff. well, dat happen in june i guess. i think its broken by now. must be. dat other person must haf not look nice on it niwae.

don wanna dwell on dis much but yesterdae saw the veri same shades xcept its blue. y cant they haf in brown??!! the colour blue made it seem so beng-kish(if dere's such a werd). went to the other shoppe den tried on more onli for yani n ruz to sae i look nice in another brown shades. yar i look nice, but i don feel good. the salesperson said not many would buy the pink(or red, he calls). onli for those daring. halamak! man i feel gd at dat time. onli means dat im daring. hahaha!!!puji diri sendiri...kalau tak aku saper seh nak puji. betol tak?

long story man. n its all bout dis freakin pair of shades. tried it at home onli to find out dat the frame is on the bigger side. maybe i was mesmerized(mesmerized seh, wat a werd to describe) by it in the shoppe. maybe, juz maybe.at least i feel good. i guess its how one wears it. its all within the attitude and confidence. i guess i acquire dat family trait..hahaha!! yeah rite.

p.s. wat an entry!

.o0| excited for my stuffs |0o.
Thursday, November 13, 2003 @ 09:45 a.m.;

im still excited bout this thing ;).kinda lame actually. the only person u see hoggin the tag-board most of the time is me. fart here fart here. cuz i did this blog thingie on impulse and the next dae i knew it was already up and going. not many knew bout dis.

enough bout all dat.lets see what im supposed to do todae.just like any other dae during this period of Os,i, of course,have to study(who dont?). my grades bukan nyer bagos sangat. it would be a miracle if i pass my Os. nxt paper on the 17th, geography paper.Uuurrrgghh!!!den there's the chem p3 n science p1 plus the a.maths on which i totally flung. dats a for sure an F9.haiz..tok abt thinking after my Os.where im going to go.

don wanna think bout dat now.later gonna meet ruz n yani at town for a while after they go geylang.entah lah aper yani nak dptkan. i wannna check out the price of that brown skirt with satin ribbon. going to wear dat on the 21st with the 'Geng Sengket', dat is if i got it in time.den if i haf enough ka-ching($$) todae, shall get myself dat nice pair of pink shades. no, im not dat crazy on pink but the frame juz suits me. now, i haf to tidy up my room n get started to do more chem before ruz and yani's bio paper ends.cherios~!

.o0| try outs |0o.
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 @ 03:22 p.m.;

this is the very first official entry from me.weeee!!!!can't contain dis excitement!!*grinning frem ear to ear* my veri own blog.how nice.haiz..tonnes of stuff to edit and add.thanks to mas n her mystery fren for helping me out.shall be outta here n start doin my chem..AND YET A NEW START FER FART.

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